Tally Hall - The Bidding

Going once, going twice

Every man here has a price

Over where? Over there, sold

To not a single lady in here

I've been in like a thousand times

Dated every woman in the atmosphere

I've been to every continent

Broken all the hearts in every hemisphere

And if I'm not the type of guy you like to circumvent

Just remember not to love me when I disa-

I graduated at the top

I like to take advantage of the bourgeoisie

So if you have a fantasy of being a queen

Maybe you should blow a couple bucks on me

Going once, going twice

Won't these gentlemen suffice

Any here? Any there?

Any motions anywhere?

Going twice going thrice

Guess this means we'll go four times a lady